Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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