i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
smell my finger.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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