then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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