come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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