he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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