What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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