They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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