Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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