we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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