Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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