Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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