Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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