Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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