How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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