Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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