White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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