Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
A+ Viking dick
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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