so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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