the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize
