just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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