Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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