So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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