1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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