Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
17 year olds will be the death of me.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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