So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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