You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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