Are we in a gay sports bar?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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