I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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