And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I need to stop coming to work sober
In America we eat man semen.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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