If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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