Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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