just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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