After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
