If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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