I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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