We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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