Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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