i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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