If i come over, it means nothing
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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