I like to think it a success when the cops are called
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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