Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she smelled like a LAN party
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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