I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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