Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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