"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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