okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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