She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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