Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I don't deserve a penis
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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