I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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