some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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