I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
there was a trapeze. enough said
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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