i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
You're earring is so big in my mouth
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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